When you get older, you pee more often.

Very true. My Dad's got prostate issues and has to pee a lot. It's inconvenient as fuck - but it impacts a lot more than just his ability to go see a three-hour movie. If you're dealing with issues like that you should probably seek medical attention.

Also, many people go to the movies and make it a date night. Go to dinner, have a drink or two, go to the movies. That combined with having a drink during the movie... people are gonna need to piss lol.

What ever happened to making grown-up decisions?

When my wife and I go out for a date we decide ahead of time who's driving home so we know who can/can't get fall-down drunk. If we're thinking of having sex that night I'll make sure I'm not too drunk to perform. And I won't eat anything too heavy because that can make me feel too bloated to fuck. If we're going out for a walk I'll wear comfy and supportive shoes. If it's winter I'll wear a coat. If we're going out late at night, and I need to be able to fall asleep in a few hours, I won't have any caffeine.

And if we're going to watch a three-hour movie I'm not going to guzzle down 32oz of soda before the show.

Sure, yes, obviously people need to pee. And sometimes things don't work the way they're supposed to. I've been hit with digestive issues mere minutes after sitting down in a theater. Shit happens. But the number of people complaining about needing a pee-break during a three-hour movie is just weird... How do you folks get anything done? How do you make it through a workday? How do you sleep through the night?