A thesis on asia

Guys what the fuck is the Asian continent, like what the fuck does it look like. I fucking hate that shit so much. Like be a normal euclidian shape like a triangle or a hexagon for God's sake. And look at the fucking borders like what are they, I know mountains are a thing but they don't need to be that ridiculous. Like honestly what was god thinking when he placed this abomination down on the earth, it looks like someone's shit but then it gained sentience and decided that it was going to be the worst shape possible. Like other continents look like triangles and shit. Like they atleast have the common decency to be a normal euclidian shape. But Asia says no fuck your rules we are going to be non euclidian as fuck so now their costliness are literally infinite and beyond comprehension. It makes no god damn sense there are to many islands too like what the fuck is a marshal island. It's literally named after the fucking rank in the Navy and they try to pass it off as an island now. And to top it all off my favorite country no longer exists because of the stupid assholes that run the Chinese government. And they say "Tibet is part of china." My ass it is Tibet has the best crime syndacits this side of the Mississippi but it's now no longer it's own sovereign nation. And to top it all off BRICS also has a strangle hold on all imports and exports from the Asian continent and I can no longer by Indonesian flower for my rice bread.

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