Oh man I did not need to be reminded of this. My boyfriend went on vacation right after our first date and we had only kissed, but I knew I liked him so we were definitely going to have sex when he got back. I decided to go the extra mile and get a bikini wax the day before he was set to come home. The waxing lady didn’t speak great english, so she interpreted a bikini wax as a Brazilian wax (general cleanup vs. everything gone) and tore me to shreds. She also left the wax on for WAY too long causing minor burns and massive bruising, like a bunch of hickeys all over my inner thighs. Then I got my period. I remember being home in my bathroom crying to my roommate who was insisting that it wasn’t that bad and texting him to let him know what a bruised mess I was. When he finally got home from his vacation he thought it was hilarious and didn’t mind at all. Tomorrow is actually our first anniversary!