Those who have been caught masturbating or having sex how did you handle that? What happened?

Backpacking around New Zealand was the best thing I have ever done in my life, but the amount of thirsty German girls made it difficult to concentrate. I'm not even kidding when I say that, I missed out on loads of awesome adventures just to get jiggy. I know I sound like a macho bravado dude but honestly it was non stop.

I resorted to making love to myself in the shower. This one particular backpackers I was staying at in Northland had 3 showers lined up. I thought I was alone in the showers one evening as it was super quiet. I'm going to town and I hear "are you jacking it?" in a French accent (it was a dude called Paul who was pretty awesome, he fixed my van for a beer and a joint) and being the polite Brit I am I apologised profusely. He just laughed and said that it was cool and he was also jacking it. Dude was a stealth wanker. I finished my intimate session in my van that eve but I still carried on wanking in the showers :)

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