My Dad and I went to visit my Aunt and Uncle (who are actually much closer to my age, I call them my Auntster and Bruncle) and their kids a couple weeks ago (we’ve all been isolated for ages) and my 2 1/2 year old cousin was outside with my Dad. I went out and didn’t see my cousin so I asked my Dad where he was and he said he’d gone into the next yard (!) somewhere (!!) over there (!!!). But it was fine, because he heard him saying ‘hi’ to someone. (!!!!!!) I went “Jesus Christ Dad, what 1980’s did YOU raise children during?” as I took off across the lawn. (My cousin was fine, he was saying hi to the kid next door, and Dad is on small-child-watching probation.)