3. TIFU by catching my dad perving on my girlfriend in the shower

TIFU by catching my dad perving on my girlfriend in the shower

I'm not sure how high the hole is on the door. But if you can get a ladder of some kind and willing to put some time into this you can really get him back good.

Firstly you're going to want butt plugs of various sizes going to small to extra large (5+ inch diameter). Start by using the smallest plug for a few days and keep moving your way upwards. After a couple of months you will be able to easily insert the 5 inch diameter butt plug in

Choose a day that you feel comfortable and your girlfriend is with you. Plan with your girlfriend to make the act of 'taking a shower' and ensure your father hears. Make it clear you are going out to the shops so your father feels safe but sneak up to the bathroom.

Position yourself so that your anus is in full view when looking through the gap using the ladder and any ropes you may need to balance.

Pop out the buttplug, now before your hole begins to pucker, use each hand on each side of the hole to grab and stretch your asshole.

It is a well known fact that goatse'ing your father will make you dominant, and in control of the house. Bask in glory and have him sign the deed to your house over. You may also have your mother if you are into that but not recommended.

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