3. TIFU by g-chatting my boss

TIFU by g-chatting my boss

So, it's 2am & I can't sleep because all I'm thinking about is you. It's super lame because I know we were together just 4 days ago, but I really fucking miss you and I can't wait to spend time with you today. And I can't wait to feel your touch and to be able to kiss you again. So, I want to take everything slow today- the kissing & touching. I want to feel every inch of your body and I want you to feel mine. I want to make you feel a way no has before and never can again. I want to drive you crazy just like the same way you drive me crazy when I feel your touch. I want to tease you until you can't take it anymore by giving you small tastes of what I could do to you. aaaaanyways, sorry I really have no clue where I was going with that because this was suppose to be a message of how much you mean to me? But it started off differently..? It's like I wanna tell you nice things about yourself but all the dirty things I wanna do with you at the same time. So yeah that. I lack the vocabulary to express how much I care for you and how you make me feel but I'm really fucking grateful that our paths somehow met. Your existence is just a complete blessing & I never thought I'd find a guy like you who treats me like you do. Like damn you're just really perfect. Don't get me wrong, you're attractive as fuck but your mind is hotter than anything. The way you think is astonishing & breathtaking at times- especially when you tell me your thoughts on life. & it kinda makes me sad that you don't see how amazing you are. You're not seeing all the people you've made smile or laugh. You're complex, wonderful and someone so brilliant that I literally do not have the capability to explain this to you. Honest to god you're mesmerizing & I can't stop thinking about you. & its not just physical stuff or anything that's just cute, it's like who you are & your personality & the stupid things you like which I'm finding myself fascinated with. &I I really fucking dig our relationship like all I've ever wanted to be is your best friend who occasionally gives you orgasms. Again it's 2:30 & I have no clue why I keep going back to sexual stuff but oh well. God I'm so tired.

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