Here's a story in two parts. My worst wank ever followed by the greatest sex ever.
Years ago in my 20's I was in Japan working as an instructor fresh out of Uni. One of my coworkers was this 5 foot 2 cosplaying sexy woman just turned 29. A walking wet dream. Unfortunately she was also married.
However she was flirty and at the time I just thought it was just her personality so didn't pursue. It's Japan it's hard to tell, plus she was married. This one day she shows up in this cute outfit that is straight out of an anime that lit up every hormone in my body. Worse she was more touchy feely than normal. The arm grabs, the shoulder massage, the playful giggles, etc. I must have been sporting a chubby for over 4 hours by the time work ended.
When I got on the bus my balls were indigo and it did not feel good. It felt like they were crushing themselves in protest of going home alone.
I didn't make it home. I got off the bus and heading into a shopping mall and found the nearest bathroom and locked myself in a stall. Thus started to slowest quietest akward wank of my life. This was not an empty bathroom. Just the opposite and I'm trying to squeeze one out without anyone figuring out what I am doing and getting me thrown into a foreign jail. Kept thinking about the headlines "Foreign teacher caught being pervy".
Probably took about 20 minutes, felt like an hour. Caught it in a handfull of tissues, surprised it didn't blast through and knock the door off it's hinges.
After cleaning up I headed home more shameful than I've ever felt before.