TIFU by giving my boyfriend a handjob in his sleep [NSFW]

So the only possible way you're gonna be able to casually inform your boyfriend of this, is while playing a game of King's Cup, drunk at a party with a bunch of your closest friends and 2 random strangers your friends brought along.

Game of "I Have Never" has been going on for a little while, it's just you, your boyfriend, and Jason (random stranger that Kelly brought) left. You each have 1 finger remaining. Your boyfriend blurts out with, "I have never recieved a facial." while displaying a smirk directly at you because he knows you have to drop your final remaining finger and drink. Little does he know, you have a picture on your phone of this TIFU, saved just for this exact situation. You tell him to drop his finger too, as he in fact has recieved a facial. He looks at you confused, your friends look at you confused, yet some more intrigued than others to hear the story. You inform everybody of the time you jacked him off in his sleep resulting in his facial.

Laughter begins to form, while denial is the only response your boyfriend can muster up. The other party goers are now getting quiet as they stop mid conversation to figure out what all the laughter is about.

"Nuh-uh!" he says, while beginning to turn red in the face.

"Yes-huh, babe. Put that finger down!" you demand.

This little back and forth goes on for approximately 47 seconds, the whole room is now at attention, watching as you reach for your phone. You push 1-2-3-7 to get beyond your pass code and reveal the picture for all to see.

"Tha-That's not real! Y-You photoshopped that!" he repeats this a number of times as he gets up and walks towards the door, as if he were trying to reassure himself there was no possible way this could have happened.

"FUCK YOU!" he shouts, right before slamming the door behind him.

You get up to chase after him, open the door, and find that he is gone. Nowhere in sight. All of the guests are now laughing hysterically, while Jason is just waiting for Rebecca to draw the next card so the fucking game can continue.

TL;DR: Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe.

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