3. TIFU by having my husband take a photo of my vag

TIFU by having my husband take a photo of my vag

Ok, so I was in the shower cleaning my lady parts and I felt a small lump on my labia and not being a contortionist I couldn't get a look at it but it was very tender. After getting out of the shower I asked my husband to take a look at it for me and let me know if it was a pimple/ingrown hair or something I maybe needed to mention to the doctor. Of course he agreed but just kept saying it looked like a bump which was less than helpful. He then offered to take a picture of it and show me so I could see for myself. I was horrified! Not by the small pimple, but because I've never seen my own vagina/vulva before from that angle.

Why in god's name is there so much hair on my ass down there! I keep the front trimmed and always assumed that everyone has a little bit of ass-crack hair but this was more than that! Is was on the bottom of my ass cheeks! I have what I now call "trucker taint". Robin Williams hairy butt cheeks but only at anus level and below. So I've trim/shaved the front and had a fucking genital-mullet my entire adulthood! I'm yelling all this at my husband who finds my choice of words hilarious and he asks "don't you feel it when you wash it?" No, mf-er I use a wash cloth or a bar of soap. If I knew about it I would have had to use shampoo and conditioner on my ass-mane! I'm devasted at the moment and will be going to get this " trucker taint " taken care of tomorrow by a professional (waxer, not hairstylist).

TL:DR I learned through a photo that I have a disgusting amount of thick hair on my ass cheeks by my vag and I'm now calling it "trucker taint" but I'm getting rid of it ASAP.

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