TIFU by letting ants eat my semen

In an effort to lessen my environmental impact I switched to a hand towel a while back for catching/cleanup duty. I had recently moved into a new place with a couple roommates and it was going pretty good. I decided to toss one off after work a couple weeks after I moved, so a few minutes later I'm in the vinegar strokes which is when you drop the phone and grab the rag. I reach, cover, and then as the first rope is about to exit I feel tiny little creatures crawling all over my hand and naughty bits. It's really hard to explain to people who don't know you about the ants on your dick and why you were screaming about having said ants all over your dick without having them think you're a total weirdo... All me how I know.

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