TIFU by not washing under my foreskin for the first 15 years of my life

Circumcised gay guy here. It was for medical reasons (with my consent) and way before I delved into the world of masturbation but my point will stand anyway.

As a gay guy I naturally suck dick, I also never was very secure about my body. But know what happened one time when I was just about to suck a dick and had the brainwave of pulling his foreskin back before I started? I instantly became a million times more secure about myself knowing that whatever he had going on there would never happen to me. I didn’t see visible smegma but that’s probably because my eyes got flooded with protective tears of the putrid smell I was unceremoniously attacked with.

Yeah, I can imagine that not having a say on what people did with your dick sucks balls but don’t lose sight of the comfort in knowing that you most likely have the cleanest dick in the world that I and many other people would suck no problem with our eyes closed and hands tied.

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