TIFU by ruining Christmas for 20 first graders with a dead elf

That damn Elf on the Shelf is just another competition in the Mommy Olympics to see who can do it best (just like bday parties.) I get so sick of seeing his "adventures" in my FB feed.

I do, however, enjoy the hell out of the mom that posts Elf pics like these [NSFW] on FB every year.

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