I also was 33. Standing in the dark in a closed warehouse, pissing in a drain next to my truck tire. Felt a little fart, the piss relief was sooo nice that I just let the fart out. Warm slurry filled my asscrack. Security was waiting to lock up. I climbed up into the truck and sat off to the side of the seat. I blasted the horn and they opened the door, I drove two blocks off the property and stopped. I found a box cutter and some shop rags in the truck. Crawled up into the truck box, cut off my drawers and cleaned up. I called my wife who met me just down the road from the truck rental place. She showed up with pants, underwear, a Tupperware of hot soapy water and towels. God I love that woman.