TIFU by throwing up on my fiancé while giving her oral for the first time.

If your acid reflux is that much of a dramatic issue...

To the point in which you are literally throwing up on beautiful naked women...

Then, my friend, I have 2 words for you:

Helicobacter pylori (usually abbreviated: H. pylori).

If that's what it is, then great news! A 3 week treatment of a set of antibiotics should cure you.


HOWEVER, if that's not the issue... then most likely in second place: it may be a lower esophageal sphincter issue, which is the flap the closes off your stomach to your esophagus, normally preventing acid uprising.

In which case, a lying down position will certainly allow a lot of strong stomach acid to flow horizontally across your esophagus, and into your mouth.

In which case you do NOT want to lie down at a perfect horizontal angle. You always want to make sure that your mouth is at a higher/elevated angle than your stomach. (If this is what you suffer from, then at night, while sleeping, you might want to invest in extra pillows, to elevate your upper body slightly.)

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