Tried to format.... Just picked randomly to break up
Note this is my first reddit post and it may be lengthy. And yes it actually happened today...Anyways So me and my girlfriend of 5 months were planning on hanging out at my house and getting busy. Unfortunately due to events we were forced to hang out at her house. This sucked because we were both really horny and it's near impossible to fuck at her house due to her parents and sisters watching us at all times. After a while we both really cant contain ourselves and she comes up with an idea. Every day she walks her neighbor's dog while they are away. The house will be empty and we'll have somewhere warm to do it ( its really freaking cold here). She mentions that its odd that her neighbor called to ask her to walk the dog early today but she said that there was no reason to think that they would be home early.
So we go into the house and let the dog out. My GF sets up the alarm on their house (They get a text anytime the door is open) so that it seems like we left to walk the dog. We go into the basement and start getting busy. She looks at the clock and says I have until 1:2- to finish because she doesn't want any suspicion by having a really long walk. The clock says 1:07 and i assume I have time. after a while I get frustrated and decide it just wont work what with all the pressure. So we start getting annoyed and putting on our clothes when we hear the alarm for the door go off and footsteps...oh shit the dude is home. Now if this guy were to see my girlfriend with me in their basement they would kill her, they'd hate/fire here, tell her parents, probably call the cops on me or straight up murder me. They're really uptight and honestly could you blame em. If some person i hired to walk my dog brought their boyfriend to fuck in my house i'd be pissed too but anyways.
My GF flips shit and freaks out. my boots are upstairs and every door to the outside from the basement needs a key to unlock. My GF tells me to hide in the laundry closet so im in there pulling an R Kelly while she runs up there to try to distract him and get us out. I hear her talking to him and trying to get him out but it isnt working. I check every window to try to jump out but theyre all locked and have alarms on them. So the only way out is to break a door or go upstairs out to the front. Eventually I hear her whisper my name but im not sure if thats a signal to run or hide so i play it safe and stay put. I hear the front door shut and its all quiet. My GF had taken my phone my boots, and my phone and left. She runs to a basement windows and literally says "I don't know what to do".
Great so im alone with no boots or phone in some guys house with no way out. Im seriously freaking out and i see her walking home to try to help or something. I decide fuck it if he comes down and finds me then im dead so ill just walk upstairs and hif he sees me ill explain or get the hell out. I'm freaking out. I go up the stairs to face my doom. When I get up there i expect to see the dude staring at me and ready to kill me but he isnt there. By luck he was one floor above me. I waste no time and open the front door and bolt the fuck out of there faster than ever in my life. I'm shaking while typing this. The alarm didnt sound cause the dude turned it off. My GF got all my stuff and they guy never saw or heard me. I was so happy and felt so slick.
My GF was so surprised to see me out there safe and sound and said she was trying to get help. I guess this is more of a today i "almost" fucked up but hell it was fucking crazy. My GF even got a text from him saying how great a job she's doing and he thanked her. Sorry its so long it was just really intense. It was honestly a situation from a movie or TV show. Long story short: Tried to have sex with my GF in neighbors house, neighbor came home, got trapped in closet, barely escaped without being seen and broke the land speed record. Thanks for reading!!!