3. TIFU by using the measuring tool app on my dick

TIFU by using the measuring tool app on my dick

I ask permission from my wife for things...... but only on things I know she'll agree to, or only after I put her in a position where she'd look like a dick if she said no, or only on things I really don't want to do either but by having her say No it deflects the blame on off of me**.

Observe: Scenario *. "Can we grab some ice cream on the way?" (What chick would say no to that?)

Scenario **: "what's up Josh! Glad you could make it....hey Babe, is it cool if Josh joins us for dinner?" (Check mate, she can't boot him out.)

Scenario ***: "Yeah, oh, hmmm, yeah I'd love to go to your creepy religious play, Josh, and Josh's Girlfriend who-i-cant-fucking-stand....what do you think babe? Can we join them tomorrow?....oh, got to take the kids swimming, OK, darn, sorry Josh."

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