TIL Albert LeGrasse Sagan pitched the sequel to Dank Meme by writing the title on a chalkboard, adding an "s", then turning it into a dollar sign spelling "Dank Meme$". The project was greenlit that day for $420 million.

What a bullshit thing to say. I knew you were likely to go that route given the caliber of person you've shown yourself to be. Anger has nothing to do with it, it's far more than ideology but given your lack of understanding on the subject your reduction in its content is to be expected. This lying to yourself about my nature to make yourself feel better is precisely the thing I expected from you. Do you really want no more? Is that really all you ever want of yourself? Or is that really the best you can be? You have to tell yourself I'm simply angry and full of rage so you can ignore the truth? I'll never understand why people will lie to themselves so they may settle comfortably for simplicity. Or maybe you people really are that simple? You're not even reading this. Hell, I doubt you even read your "sources". You are truly one of the saddest sides of humanity. Yup, that's the dumb statement they like to say. Too bad it's not true. Its' sad that you don't see how shitty your sources are nor how dumb the reason for your argument is. I'm actually really sad that you think they are valid sources for anything; I expect more from the common people of earth but you've once again shown the average person is unfortunately dimwitted. And you. You have seen these "sources" and have decided they were worthy of supporting an ideal you have and worthy of being reposted. Which, arguably, makes you worse than the people who wrote them. You are the vapid, drooling crepuscular nightmare that let's these "sources" drain into your eye-holes, filter into your brain, and dribble they're languid garbage information into your mind. Then you try to tell me this, these mockeries of the human endeavor for knowing are "sources" on why fatness, though universally undesirable, should be loved. The sources are garbage, the citations yet more garbage, the author non-academics touting non-academically sourced information, and you the petulant sheep that cradles this rot so closely and afraid to let go. Everything I love about the purely human, raw desire for knowledge and its proliferation is lost on you, the arbiter the rot of information and reduced to those banal, nefarious, putrid "sources". You are so lost and you'll never know why. That's sad to me.

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