TIL Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas share the same birthday, 25 years apart, and they are married to each other

I awake to greet the frosty morn, as the Sun spills amber o'er the horizon. My coffee, dark and deep, spirals up and with tendrils of aromatics breaks my sight and fogs my glasses. Between this I register only a part of my morning constitution: "Catherine Zeta Jones... " Before the next comment is read I hear it playing between my ears, "She dips beneath the lasers..." a simple and Atonalic melody from over a dacade ago. Suddenly I am realizing that my mornings, my evenings, and my days have been wasted. Given in faith without return, to a stupid fucking media website that rehashes jokes from "Workaholics", a shitty TV show from a decade ago. Fuck me, I've wasted my life. With these idiots. May God have mercy upon me...

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