TIL David Bowie briefly considered becoming a Buddhist monk. After a few months' study at Tibet House in London, he was told by a Lama, "You don't want to be Buddhist. ... You should follow music."

I know what you mean because my dad's friends are always trying to reach between my legs and punch my balls out of the way so they can tie my penis into a pretzel. Luckily most of the time their hands are covered in poop so they slip right off but one time they successfully tied my penis their penises and started spinning around in circles then when they untied the penises I went flying into the front yard and hit my head on a tree. My neighbors were just pointing at me and laughing while I rolled around on the ground trying to untie my penis pretzel and their dogs were biting the inside of my butthole.

How do you want to hang out all the time we can go and meet my dad's friends and we can hang out and you can hang out with them alone and we could do it all the time???

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