TIL John Candy turned down the lead role in "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" because he believed his friend Rick Moranis was better suited for the part.

Hitler had just woken up from his euphoric night's sleep and put on his favorite fedora and trenchcoat and then he drove his volkswagen to starbucks so he could be a massive loser and sit in public browsing reddit and countering fallacies with more fallacies while obnoxiously chuckling to himself but then a solid 8/10 walked up to the entrance and using his volkswagen speed hitler opened the door and tipped his fedora and said "meine frau" and the 8/10 just looked at him and said "oh okay thanks" and then she tried to sit down but Hitler helped her and at this point she was like "what even is this innocent thing and why is he being such a great fuhrer" and hitler sat down at her table and stroked his mustache furiously while staring into her gorgeous 8/10 eyes "um thank you for being so nice but i have a boyfriend" and at this point hitler was furious so he grabbed the 8/10 by the neck and shook her violently while demanding to know where her boyfriend lived and she was crying but eventually told him so hitler drove quickly to the boyfriend's house but his tires went out along the way because of jews and he was stunned for a few minutes so to make himself feel better he basked in the greatness of his empire and soon enough he was back on the road and even sooner he was at the guy's apartment he bashed in the guy's door and before the guy could react hitler started gassing him to death with his white knight gas chamber and when the deed was done he ran back to the 8/10 and said "it's uber, wir kannen be together now meine frau" and she was still crying and the police had shown up and they arrested hitler and charged him with murder in the first degree and he was sentenced to 69 years in prison and when he finally got out he was old and withered and could barely gas people but the 8/10 he had met decades ago had some weird form of stockholm syndrome and they married and lived happily ever after which was like 3 years because he killed them both the end.

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