TIL nonwomen can be pregnant

Obligatory magus-itis copypasta:

I believe that the very first initiation the Grand Magus Muckity Muck (G.'.M.'.M.'M.'.) should undertake is the Invokation of the Magus, wherein you massively inflate your Ego as a Master of Causality. In this state your arsehole is being sucked on by the lips of the Abyss and you stand gigantic on the many baffled heads of your multiple selves, who can't even squeek out a plea for recognition because your head is so far up in the Ain Soph Aur that it Ouroborically loops back into some Daathian Gateway so that you are perpetually making sweet tongue love to your very Prostate, en-kindling the fire of the Serpent of No Return into a nauseatingly gargantuan supernova of I AM SO FUCKING GREAT and I know how everything works and respect me and blah blah blah blah shut the hell up you stupid monkey mage.

As a method of antimony it's a great thing to invoke the Grand Arsehole, balloon and bolster your notion of self worth to the point where it explodes and all that is left is a humble and embarased husk so that you might carry on a reasonable person. Humility is essential.

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