TIL a republican once said said "God sent me to teach the world how to make memes." to which Bernie Sanders replied "No I didn't."

Guy here, but I think I can offer some good advice. I was always a very shy and timid person and had difficulties talking to people in general, let alone a girl I was interested in. No matter how hard a tried I just couldn't keep a conversation going. In fact, the harder I tried the more awkward I would become. To make matters worse, pretty much all of my friends are "ladies men". They have no problem walking up to a group of girls and striking a conversation. Meanwhile, I'm pretty much just standing off to the side all alone with nothing to contribute. This lead to a very lonely and depressing period in my life. Your early twenties are the time of your life you're supposed to be going out and meeting new people, dating, figuring out where you fit, etc. It seemed to me like I was destined to be alone forever. I was pretty much about to give up on the whole dating scene forever and just accept my solitary life status. That's when I thought of a different approach in regards to the ladies. This was a radical, risky and yet at the same time simple and brilliant strategy. All I needed to do was put on a genuine smile, walk confidentally up to the girl that had caught my attention, look her straight in the eyes and say four simple words.......paul-blart-mall-cop. I was astounded at the results! The first time I tried it the girl got right down on her knees and blew me there in the bar in front of all her sorority sisters. I've been employing this tactic for the past few months and have since been laid more times than God. As in pretty much every other aspect of life, PBMC is the answer. (Or at least when there's no serious tag)

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