TIL: Shaadi.com has a skin color-based filter. Do you use it?

You see a kid playing fortnite instead of minecraft java edition on his Nintendo switch so you beat him to death and mail him to keanu reeves with a note that says: "wholesome 100" written in his blood and you feel heckin happy when pewdiepie reads the news article so you squeeze your heckin chonkerino but Peta comes for it so you dox the Peta agent but mom grounds you because you haven't showered or gone to school in months so you write a about it on r/teenagers and get $12000 in awards but stupid karen mom finally drags you away to school and the school jock who is a emoji Instagram normie beats you up because exercising is a social construct.

/r/ABCDesis Thread Parent