Let me just begin by saying that I am the user who downvoted you. I preface my screed thusly because I feel it is surreptitiously important you understand that I am coming from a place of pure and unadulterated contempt for you before reading any farther. And because reddit is a wonderfully, amazingly diverse place where people of all colors and creeds can come to exchange ideas, I feel it would also be prudent of me to acknowledge that there are also users of all ages present here. Ever mindful of that, I strongly encourage any young redditors, especially those under the age of 16, to discontinue reading my post at this time because, frankly, things are about to get seriously heated. Believe me, you'll have your chance to engage in discussions such as this one in the future, but for now I strongly recommend you leave this thread and check out /r/funny or something.

Now. Where to even begin? I generally tend to be quite eloquent in my manner of communication - chock that up to the fact that I - unlike yourself, based on what I can infer from your embarrassingly constructed attempt at an insult, am actually well-educated - but honestly, for the first time in my life, I feel as if I am truly at a loss for words. Just fuck off. Fuck off out of this subreddit and, hopefully, fuck off out of reddit as a whole, because people like you are neither wanted nor desired here. You come to our little corner of the internet and post poison like this and think you'll make off without consequences? No. Hell no. Think a-fucking-gain.

You think we're the big fags? The irony of someone such as yourself saying that almost burns me. For starters, not only do I take serious offense at your usage of the word fag as an insult (my brother-in-law is literally gay, and I know for a fact that if he heard you even mumble that word he'd beat the shit out of you [he's 6'4" 250lbs, so good luck brother]), but it's evident to every single user on this site that it's YOU who's being the fag and not us.

I really can't even begin to wrap my head around how someone such as yourself can even exist in the year 2015. But oh, now I see it. "Redditor for 3 years." Explains a lot, doesn't it? I can say with complete honesty that I have never encountered a redditor with an account older than 4 years which I haven't liked. I have been here since before the great Digg.com migration and, although I disdain sounding like a broken record, things have been getting worse and worse ever since. I remember when I first logged onto /r/atheism, embarrassed and confused about what I was feeling/thinking, and the brilliant minds that came to my aide. I know this seems like a big tangent but the point is that apparently reddiquette has just flown completely out the window. Today, with disgusting trash redditors like yourself diluting the pool, it's only a matter of time until this place turns into 9gag.

Reddit is dying and it makes me sad, but I feel like by calling out dipshits like yourself I can at least attempt to step the bleeding. Please upvote my comment for visibility, and downvote the OP.