Of course not, hitting a triangle incorrectly is quite a different thing to nearly accidentally killing someone. I was going to say that the situation might be different for someone like your wife where she could cause significant harm to someone but I didn't think anyone would be ridiculous enough to not see the difference.
When I was in high school I had a job at a games cafe which was basically the only place in town for teens to hang out indoors the owner had the most powerful WOW addiction I have ever seen and was running the place into the ground, I put in an a lot of work, largely unpaid, to keep that place open as long as possible, I'd say I was fairly passionate about that.