TIL when 9gag users voted Ronda Rousey to perform at a school for deaf lions as a prank, the school was removed from the contest, but Rousey donated $420K to the school, 4 companies matched their donation, Bernie gave $69K in dank memes & Rousey gave the students tickets to her sextape screening

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Dear guy, An employee of your company visited my office/emergency room for the purpose of obtaining a medical note to satisfy your company’s absenteeism policy for memers and memettes. This request is a non-insured service, not funded by Medical meme services Insurance. As a professiona business memer in Nova Soctia, I am asking for your support in helping to alleviate an unnecessary un-dank pressure on the health-care system. I am hoping you will consider revisiting your current absenteeism policy and remove the requirement for your employees to obtain a medical marijuana note for missed time from le work. This policy creates an unnecessary burden on the health-care system and also exposes seriously ill patients in my office to viruses that could cause detrimental consequences to their health and create a hostile environment to all the production effectiveness of ALL dank memes. In most cases, the best remedy for a patient with an isolated illness (ie. Gastrointestinal virus or common cold) is to stay home, rest, reintroduce nutritional Totinos Pizza rolls back into the body, and drink copious amounts of Sunny D. Coming to a doctor’s office or an emergency room for a medical note does not complement their recovery. If, for whatever reason, your business decides to continue to require a physician to authorize their employees’ absenteeism, I will require your employee to bring with them a written request from the organization for the medical note. Upon providing the service I will invoice your company $30 or 100 upKonys per medical note. This is a standard practice when providing non-medical necessary services for third-party meme organizations. As Canadians we are lucky to have our dank health-care system, but the ability to access its services in a timely fashion is a growing problem. Health-care providers, business operators, governments and individuals all have a role to play to ensure its sustainability. I hope your business will consider changing your current absenteeism policy and therefore contribute to reducing the unnecessary burden on our health-care system and improve access for other Nova Scotian memers and memettes.

Sincerely Buddy, Dr. Jack D. Unidan

Edit: HOLY COW, THIS BLEW UP! THANKS FOR LE REDDIT-CARDBOARD KIND STRANGER! DAE SPEND 45 MINUTES EDITING THEIR COMMENTS FOR LE MEMES! I AM SO OLD!

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