3. TIL when Nick Diaz (UFC Fighter) was in highschool, his girlfriend committed sui...

TIL when Nick Diaz (UFC Fighter) was in highschool, his girlfriend committed suicide. Afterwards Nick would "run to her grave just to promise her I would make it as a fighter" Diaz would go on to win world titles and become a UFC star

Any human who has learned the simplest geometric theorem is better than every human who has learned how to land punches.

This is unequivocally false

Practically the world revolves around my reality, to the extent that 999,999/1M people who learn how to beat men into submission get money, but 1/10 at worst who learn how to manipulate geometry get money.

This is unintelligible, want to try that again?

Learning to fight is either a spiritual task, or if you do it for money it is an idiot's task.

Learning to fight can be for many reasons. Don't pretend to understand something you very clearly do not.

edit: the worst coder is better off financially than the 50th percentile of fighters. So maybe I am imagining:

"Love of my life, you killed yourself because you arrived in middle America and you found no hope at all. You looked all around yourself and found no way to continue to live.

Anyone who finds money has found a way to continue to live.

I can gamble all on my ability to land blows to men's heads, or I can study coding to ensure a sure and certain path towards the acquisition of money.

Lol this is the weirdest tangent I've ever read. What I'm getting from this comment so far is that you apparently have a rock hard boner for coding.

If I lose the first fight, or the first two fights, I'll have my spine and skull broken, and I will be left retarded by the encounter, and I will be unable to acquire money, and then I will find myself in the same position in which you found yourself: there is no hope but a bullet in the skull."

Oooooof. You have no idea what you're talking about, step out of the basement every once in awhile.

Fighting for for money is an idiot's task. You do it for spiritual satisfaction, or you do it for fitness, and then you return back to your hole to study coding, because for 999,999/1M people who are interested in fighting, their best option is to study mathematics.

People rarely fight for only money. This is your own weird premise talking. Also a bonus coding mention again, sweet.

Then finally putting aside what is materially best, fuck you to death if you decided to do anything with your life other than studying mathematics/coding. I have no patience for idiots who didn't bother to scale the first cliff of mathematics, but instead decided to learn how to grapple a man to the ground. What a stupid fucking thing to learn.

LOOOOOOL

MATH OR DIE amirite. Goddamn you are autistic as fuck.

How fucking stupid do you have to be to care whether you can grapple another man's body to the ground? Fine if it's for money, oh we'll all do everything for money,

How insecure are you mate? Once again, the world doesn't revolve around you.

but if you began at your life asking how you should proceed, and you decided that you should learn how to fight other humans bodily, fuck you to death. You're dumb as fuck and everyone like you should be shot in the head.

Yes, FBI, this comment right here. You are an astounding dumbfuck.

I don't expect this comment to stay up because of the mods, but thanks for the laughs lol. From someone who trains BJJ and MMA, while also an Aerospace Engineering student. Get out of the house!

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