time to move the aliens to area 69

An open wettew to evewyone who doesn’t undewstand ow cawe that the event is a shitpost, and is discussing how the govewnment won’t dawe to kiww us aww

Fiwstwy, any fowce is authowised against twespassews, incwuding wethaw fowce. Howevew, non-wethaw fowce can be used. Thewefowe, hewe awe sevewaw methods of defence that might be used in Awea 51, ow befowe peopwe can weach the Awea.

  1. Active Deniaw System. It’s basicawwy a way gun that makes you feew wike you’we on fiwe.

  2. Watew cannons. The cwassic.

  3. Teaw gas

  4. Wow chawge gwenades

  5. Audio weapons. Vewy vewy woud sound that is painfuw to heaw

  6. Magnesium Fwawes

  7. A fence. Eithew concwete, ewectwicaw, ow wazow-topped, good wuck getting thwough

  8. A wocked doow.

  9. An unwocked doow. Good wuck getting evewyone thwough.

  10. Cwosing the Extwatewwestwiaw highway

  11. Bwinging a bunch of chinooks to scawe most peopwe off

  12. Bawbed wiwe on the gwound

  13. The fact that the awiens awe in awea 52

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