Tips for guys? (Can’t use a purse?)

Reusable shopping bags, also coolers, I like using coolers for seafood, I once was on the phone and had stopped by seafood placed my seafood- prawns, lobster, fresh fish, placed it on ice in one of those fold up coolers they sell in grocery stores, put the whole lot in there, tossed in two 24 bottle cases of beer, wine, no sensors were on the booze, I covered it all with toilet paper rolls and paper towels, it was right before Christmas and on a rainy night. the store was busy. Nobody was paying attention to me at all as I stopped by the inside Starbucks, then I swung my the lotto machine and bought a couple of tickets, then got on my phone and looked behind me using the selfie camera, all clear. I exited with a hottie at the same time in case the sensors beeped there was somebody else at the same time. Nothing happened, once outside I picked up the pace, which nobody thought strange since it was raining hard, everybody was running to their cars if they didn't have umbrellas like me. No shouts like come back here, I ran to the opposite side of my car and unloaded keeping an eye on things. I closed my door then almost jumped out of my skin when I had the sensation of another body, I had bumped butts, with the hot girl that exited with me, "Firm buns" she laughed. I was relieved it was her and not some bull, "Yours are quite nice, we should warm up and compare " I laughed. "Maybe we should," she smiled and I was a sucker for dimples and brown eyes. She had short hair and a dancer's athletic body, graceful, feminine, and I wanted to cup her chin and kiss her deeply right then and there in the rain. She parted her lips and perhaps she was thinking the same things. Ummmm the cooler, yeah, it worked for me....

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