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0:00Hello!
0:02 I'm a Russian occupant.
0:04It is my profession.
0:06It just so happened historically.
0:08I once occupied Siberia.
0:10Now they produce oil, gas, aluminum
0:13and other useful stuff.
0:14Now there are cities
0:16with kindergartens and hospitals.
0:17Now they can't sell women
0:19for a bundle of sable skins,
0:21like it used to be before the Russians.
0:23I occupied the Baltic States.
0:25Many factories and power plants
0:26were built on their farm lands.
0:28Baltic States used to produce
0:30high quality radio equipment and cars,
0:32famous perfume and balms.
0:34I was asked to leave them...
0:37Now they sell sprats,
0:38and part of their people
0:39clean toilets in Europe.
0:42I invaded Central Asia.
0:44In bare steppes I built
0:46canals, factories, spaceports,
0:48hospitals and stadiums.
0:50They started building
0:51space rockets and planes,
0:53developing their industry,
0:54growing wheat and cotton
0:56for the whole country.
0:57I was asked to leave them.
0:59Now there are developing American loans
1:01and to grow marijuana.
1:03Part of their population went to work
1:05at the construction sites of the former occupants.
1:07I occupied Ukraine.
1:09Together with the Ukrainians
1:11I built aircraft engines, ships
1:13tanks and cars.
1:14I was asked to leave them.
1:16Now they are destroying
1:18all that is left of the occupant.
1:20Moreover, they don't build anything new,
1:22except for endless "Maidans" and dictatorship.
1:25Yes, I'm an occupant!
1:27And I'm tired of apologizing for it!
1:29I'm an occupant by birthright,
1:31an aggressor and a bloodthirsty monster.
1:34Be afraid!
1:35I suffered the atrocities of the Polish invaders
1:37during the Time of Troubles,
1:39but how did this intervention end?
1:41I burned Moscow,
1:42so that Napoleon wouldn't get it.
1:44But how did Napoleon end up?
1:46I sat in a trench at Volokolamsk,
1:48knowing that the Nazis could not be held up.
1:51Where are these Nazis now
1:52along with their cursed Hitler?
1:55All and sundry used to come to my house:
1:58the Turks, the British,
1:59the Poles, the Germans, the French.
2:01We've got enough land for everyone
2:03two and a half meters for each one of them!
2:05Please, understand,
2:06I don't need your hypocritical "freedom".
2:09I don't need your rotten "democracy".
2:12Everything that you call
2:13 "the Western values" is alien to me!
2:16I have other interests.
2:18I politely warn you for the last time
2:20- don't mess with me!
2:22I build peace, I love peace,
2:25but I know how to fight better, than anybody else.
2:28Sincerely,
2:29your Russian occupant.