I respect the turn of phrase there, but as a Midwesterner and respect for the tongue, and my Southern bros, can you not disparage our good culture with the likes of Fox News? I understand conservatives and Fox News tend to go hand in hand and that tends to be a lot of rural folks and old folks, but some of us who say yall would like to keep it neutral. Please. Please dont do that. You alienate some of us in Red States who arent loony toons and I think for some it will just put our culture down rather than politics.

Please, we will make you Apple Pies and serve you Sweet Tea, just dont spread that kind of spin around. It cuts deep bro. Grand Ol Pedophiles was solid, but this one hurt lol.