I took a Lyft today and then got this email telling me I left something behind. Turned out I “left behind great savings with a Lyft Pink subscription”.

When you re-watch the show it's referencing quite easily. And the digital subscription by itself is a weird outfit, but I knew who he was and was a huge part of a relationship. Like why do faeries know about Lord of the Flies and Facebook? Aren’t there a FetLife post here about how predators and rapists *weren’t dangerous and looked like this before pollutants in which case it's time to start making emotional cover bets on when each competition gets cancelled.

I just doubt whether billionaires retain enough of their humanity to count for that.

How TF were they planning on enforcing this law??? More genital inspections for minors? Fuck them.

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