Honestly, top 5 is impossible for me. I could maybe narrow it down to top 10, but even that’s difficult. They just have too many good songs, obviously.

Top 10:

1. Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet
2. Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things To Do Today
3. Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes
4. Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year
5. I’m Like a Lawyer With the Way I’m Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You)
6. The Pros and Cons of Breathing
7. I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me
8. What a Catch, Donnie
9. Saturday
10. From Now On We’re Enemies

So, my top 10 of all-time also happens to just be pre-hiatus, so just for fun, and not that anyone cares, here’s my top 10 post-hiatus:

1. The Phoenix
2. Twin Skeletons (Hotel in NYC)
3. Bishops Knife Trick
4. Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea
5. Novocain