uh 'cause fuck gallowboob. dude's a twat. has zero creativity or originality. he just uses other actually creative people's post on the internet and puts it on reddit. look at the titles for his posts. they are so boring and bland. guy isn't even creative enough to make a good title for his stolen content. he spends all day, everyday, scouring the internet to find this content solely to be the number 1 poster on reddit. he does it for the karma and upvotes and gold. but yet when people call him a karmawhore, because he is literally the biggest karmawhore on reddit, he acts like he's above it all by saying "oh karma and upvotes aren't real. they are imaginary and it doesn't matter." oh yeah? then why do you spend all goddamned day on the internet working so hard to find content that you know reddit will eat up just to get those "imaginary" upvotes and karma that "don't matter". oh it matters to him, more than anybody but he acts like he's oh-so-cool and can see through it but he obviously cares about it more than anybody. motherfuck is just trying to save face. oh, and he's got his own subreddit for people to come and praise him because he's incredibly obsessed with himself. even though in the description of the sub it says you can discuss whether he's santa or satan, saying an ill word about gb will get you banned from there. under a different name i said "he's so obsessed with himself" and was immediately banned and then messaged by him and the mods on that sub via private message. so i fucked with them back because well uh i dont really care and they twisted my words, pretended that i was angry and actually upset i got banned and then reposted all of my joke replies on a different subreddit, telling everyone that i was incredibly angry when in reality i was just trying to make myself laugh and treated the whole thing like a massive joke.
he will probably be a very successful person in real life and get everything he ever wanted just because he's that type of person. but the one thing he will never have is creativity or original thoughts.