Trainwrecks hate threads back on the menu boys

Hey /u/neodestiny I'm sure you've got this but here's a comprehensive backseat guide to save yourself some time:

Option 1: Let the bridge burn to whatever extent, like everyone has been calling this entire time. Begone, podcast!

Option 2: Manifesto, Trainwrecks Edition. Section I: yeah no, you're definitively sexist. Section II: you're a giant fucking pussy, talk to my face bitch. Section III: Literally everything you're assmad about is pure projection.

Option 3: Just go nuclear on Greek because, true to form, he might have poisoned any chance of Train seeing reason for literally the cheapest fucking laugh. Train is in fact that fucking dumb. Actually getting Greek to explain to Train that he was maliciously trolling tonight might be a prerequisite to having any sort of substantial conversation past this point.

Option X: Operation D.A.N. - Meet in Austin, wait for him to grab your dick in his habitual attempt to assert dominance, record it and press charges; let kotaku do the rest.

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