Trint Risbor

What the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did you just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing say about me, you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)s, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I have over 300 confirmed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)s. I am trained in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) warfare and I’m the top ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the entire US ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ed forces. You are nothing to me but just another ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) out with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)s. You think you can get away with saying that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to me over the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? Think again, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) across the USA and your IP is being ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ed right now so you better prepare for the storm, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). The ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You’re ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing dead,

/r/nincirclejerk Thread Link - i.redd.it