Trump has it all wrong — to prevent crime, we need to do some “exteme vetting” of men

In Trump's recent immigration speech he decided to blame everything on immigrants. The best part is that it's factually inaccurate! Everything that he said. This Washington Post article thoroughly shows how wrong he was to say what he said:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/07/02/surprise-donald-trump-is-wrong-about-immigrants-and-crime/

But there is a group that commit a majority of crimes at wildly different rates. Walking talking penises. Yes, I'm talking about those ego maniacal animals, also known as the male creature.

Men commit three quarters of all crimes

Men have always been committing more crimes than women

75.6% of crimes are commited by men

90.5% of all homicides are commited by men

of children under 5 killed by someone other than their parent, 80% of the people that were convicted were males

Males constituted 98.0% of those arrested for forcible rape

Males constituted 89.0% of those arrested for robbery

Males constituted 85.0% of those arrested for burglary

Males constituted 83.0% of those arrested for arson

Males constituted 81.5% of those arrested for motor-vehicle theft

Males constituted 81.7% of those arrested for stolen property.

Males constituted 81.7% of those arrested for vandalism.

Males constituted 79.7% of those arrested for offenses against family and children

Males constituted 77.8% of those arrested for aggravated assault

Moving on, and to strengthen our point, let's quote encylopedia.com:

Gender is the single best predictor of criminal behavior: men commit more crime, and women commit less. This distinction holds throughout history, for all societies, for all groups, and for nearly every crime category.

Source

Now let's continue with the Salon article:

Trump argued that all “energies of the federal government and legislative process” should be geared toward preventing immigrant-caused crime through extreme police-state measures — monitoring, draconian punishments, mass deportations, that sort of thing. The problem is that doing this won’t do much to reduce crime, since immigrants aren’t committing crimes in disproportionate numbers.

But if we took that police state model that Trump is suggesting and applied it to men, well, say what you will about squishy liberal values like respect for human rights and the concept of “innocent until proven guilty” and “not holding all members of a group accountable for the actions of the few,” but it’s hard to deny that this would significantly reduce crime.

Following which we start the vetting process. But to understand how to solve this problem, we've got to understand why they commit crimes. The answer's really simple, it actually is. Men are animals. Or atleast they act like animals. They'll do anything to be in power(and then they'll deny that a patriarchy exists). Thankfully there's a solution to this problem. Here's what we can do-

  1. Legal guardianship

Each male creature has to be under the ownership of a female. This could be a mother, a sister or any other female. There has to be proper documentation. Without papers, the creature will be thrown into prison. Legal ownership of your pet male means that you have to be with your dog man everytime he leaves the house. It is suggested that he wears a collar as most men would probably try to murder/rape/steal if left without one on the streets.

2) Consent

Men need to consent for all their acts, be it for eating, sleeping, getting a job etc. Without verbal/written consent, a female guardian has every right to punish her male in anyway she wants. Eiitherhow, prison is where men that disobey women belong. A man needs to excrete in a bowl. Appropriate punishments will be decided by the guardian if it is done elsewhere

3) Proper clothing

Men will need to cover their entire bodies when out in public. This needs to be in black robes. If a woman wishes to see a man body, the man must obey. Considering the large amounts of crimes men commit, it will be hard for them to flee from a crime scene if they are heavily dressed. However, during winter months, men must walk naked in public. At such times, they must be kept on a leash. Several if necessary.

Men will be discouraged from wearing expensive items such as watches as women are legally allowed to take them from them. How do you expect a woman to resist a rolex watch? of course she's going to steal it. the question is why did you wear it?! if you're going out with the intent of getting women with your flashy belongings and you get robbed then GOOD. what were you expecting?

However if a man does such a thing, it's a crime. Stealing from a woman is punishable by death. Stealing from a man has less sever punishments such as castration

4) A ban on male leadership

Male leaders are today's biggest problems. It's why there's constant war and destruction. It's why we have a backwards soceity. All male leaders will be stipped of their position. A matriarchal soceity will be established. In this society, women will be on top, followed by animals and insects, and then men. This will reduce the male ego

5) A ban on video games for men

No men will be allowed to play video games. As it is, they're not even very good. Video games are also a cause of violence. A ban on video games will reduce male on female abuse. Men will also be banned from using social media and technological devices at the decision of their guardian. The large number of men that harass women on social media need to be taught a lesson. Banning them would solve the problem.

Is this plan effective? This will be a vetting system. If men can conform, they will be let through to America. All men in America who break these laws will immediately be put in prison. From then onwards they will only be considered toys to be played with. Adequate food and water will not be provided in prison. Scientific experiments will be carried out on them, in order to reduce the population of the male creatures

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