Lets guess the Trump TV daily lineup, here is my submission:
7am Morning in America
Its just like the Man Show with Adam Carolla and Doug Stanhope, but you know, without the comedy.
9am Man Up Weather
Do you know who complains about the weather all the time? Whiners, that's who. Only winners at Man Up Weather. China can't fool them with their hoax.
11am Everyone Loves Reagan
New myths created each week on this legendary figure!
1pm Investigative Reports: The World's Greatest Crime
In depth analysis of how Trump lost the election, everyday, forever.
3pm The Benghazi Files
The world's foremost experts pushing for a 10th Republican investigation into the embassy attack featuring regular appearances by Trey Gowdy.
5pm The Sean Hannity Show
Its just the Sean Hannity show.
7pm Super Truth
World events totally not made up because they tell you that they are not lying constantly.
9pm The Final Hours
Michele Bachmann informs the world on what the all powerful creator of the universe is telling her via text messages in her bowl of Alphabet Soup. The end of the world has never be more fun!
11pm to 7am Buy Gold Now infomercials.
Don't trust worthless fiat paper currency! So how do you get gold? Buy Gold Now is here for you patriot, just send them your fiat paper currency and they will send you gold! It's that easy!