Trump: "I Love the Poorly Educated!"

You're right Patton, why don't Democrats want improvements in rural or red state education especially if it would stop this insanity?

"From 1989 through the 2014 election cycle, the NEA (National Education Association) spent over $92 million on political campaign contributions, 97% of which went to Democrats."

The party that keeps saying they are for educating the people... isn't educating the people.

Read in a Gilbert Godfrey voice

The Democratic party members whine like BDSM pinatas stuffed with Necco wafer butt plugs being beaten by a Fanta orange Swiffer mop in the electoral college like it's ESPN game day Alabama vs. Yale.

Literally. the Electoral college is the only fricking college that the Dems can't seem to gain entry to.

And entry to the Electoral college is a single question true false exam.

If you educated ALL the people you can be in the White House (True / False).

Oh no... we can't educate the people. Then we'd have to um actually treat people equally and not send them off on some false division of the nation created by our clever marketing campaigns to halt legislation of marriage equality for LGBTQ transgender furries ensuring proper use of pronoun identification terms.

No one in those states actually gives a crap what you're doing behind the barn as long as it's not their cow you're griding. It's that they can't even afford to eat the god damn crops they just grew because Monsanto and the Bank have them operating like 12th century serfs.

Today's Marie Antoinette is let them have Vicodin so these rural people can dull the pain of their existence. But hey... Let's blame the uneducated people for voting stupidly...

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