Trump will completely destroy Hillary worse than he did Bush. The first endorsement he will pull out during the general election is Monica Lewinsky. He'll get her up there, along with Bill's accusers that Hillary badmouthed.
The man thrives on trolling the establishment, and nobody is more establishment than Hillary. Many have tried, but all have failed to stump him. Most have wound up stumped or even schlonged for their boldness.
First there was Jeb. Despite the massive amount of money spend and establishment support, Donald reduced him from former nominee apparent to a guac bowl meme, a complete mess.
Kasich tried his hand around the same time. It got him nowhere but laughed at as Trump pointed out his colossal incompetence at Lehman Brothers.
Rand Paul wound up being, in essence, dismissed as a manlet.
Clinton first tried to play the gender card to stump him. To others, it would have been seen as a landmine to dodge. Trump saw it for a softball to lean in to and called her out for badmouthing bills accusers. Hillary shut her mouth because she's rather not see that pinata burst open.
Ted Cruz, who once found himself in the enviable position of likely Trump veep pick, decided he felt froggy. Trump unzipped his fly, and whipped out fourteen veiny inches of September 11th cock. A South Carolina crowd burst into a frenzy of applause for New York values. It might have been the most complete schlonging we've seen so far. Ted Cruz, in the span of about a minute went from being on the attack to applauding Trumps response. At this point, he may as well pack it in and run for prime minister of Canada next election. Hillary Clinton, herself a fan of the 911 card, even praised Trump on twitter. The whole fucking fiasco reads like a 4chan greentext.
Rubio wanted to make Donald sweat, but instead ended up popping pills on stage while a programming glitch had him telling us to not pretend that Obama doesn't know what he's doing
The media went after him, but every time he blows them the fuck out
When the Pope said building walls wasn't Christian, Trump pointed to the giant wall around the Vatican built to repel Muslim invaders, and the Vatican quickly shut up.
Literally not even God can stump him at this point.
When Hillary takes the DNC nomination we will see the most beautiful shitshow in the history of modern US politics. Now the dems opinion is that Hillary sweeps it because he has alienated women and minority voters. They think women will rally around Hillary like black voters rallied around Obama. But that's simply not true, Hillary is counting on enthusiasm she doesn't have. People are expecting Obama tier turnout for her and it isn't realistic. If this email and investigation thing gets serious, a lot of independents and even some dems will stay home.
Trump is going to go places that other candidates wouldn't dream of going against Hillary, and she is not at all prepared to deal with it. Look at how terribly she is handling Bernie's relatively civilized criticisms. Trump is going to air out every scrap of dirty laundry he can find on her. Stuff that's way over the line. Stuff like paying off Goldman Sachs employees in to breaking NDAs and going on record about what she said at her speeches. Digging up Bills accusers and putting them on stage. Bringing up bill and hillarys connection with Jeff Epstein. Airing out all her skeletons from the Whitewater and Watergate scandals, going to people who she paid off to keep quite and getting them on stage. A lot of people are going to eat that up.
He is going to bait Hillary. Now, Hillary is better than most at not getting her jimmies rustled, but I'm willing to get that if anybody can rustle her jimmies, it is Trump. That's what he does, and he might be one of the best of all time. If it happens, and Clinton loses her cool, her likability goes down the toilet. And she has absolutely nothing on Trump she can use. Anytime she calls him a racist, he just starts pulling out the thousands of minority employees whose livelihoods he is personally responsible for and whose brown children he is putting through college. Anytime she calls him a sexist, he pulls up a huge stream of women he has put in high up senior positions in his company.
The GOP establishment is already starting to come around to Trump. Expect billions of dollars spent on attack adds. Expect GOP voter turnout numbers to reach all time highs. Expect record numbers of supporters coming out for rallies. Expect TYT, Huffington Post and Slate to shut down from butthurt. Expect millions of boners once Trump walks out to do his victory speech with his wife and Ivanka.
If this election season has shown us anything, its to not bet against Trump.
Trump is a motherfucking teflon freight train that defies all the rules of politics
