This time around, I had to go in for monitoring every single day. So I spent a lot of time at my RE's office and I got to notice a lot of men walking into the building carrying their SA samples. And you guys, I think I saw maybe one man who was doing it properly. The directions very clearly state to keep it tucked into your shirt to stay warm.

Every single man I saw was carrying his like a lunchbox, held awkwardly at his side. Yesterday morning one man had his paper bag wrapped to look like a 40 ounce and was carrying it like he was drinking a beer. And I was just, like, I mean... how is appearing to be drinking in public at 7AM preferable over just admitting you're carrying a cup of jizz, especially since we all already know what's in there anyway?

My own husband did this the first time he had to drop off a sample. I caught him on our security camera, just walking out of the house with his cup in his hand on one of the coldest days of the year.

It just boggles my mind.