Thanos goes to Luis' house to retrieve the Infinity Gauntlet that Luis stole during the Infinity War

Luis: What the fuck are you doing here?

Thanos: Why's your voice raised like a scared little bitch?

Luis: No, no, I am not scared. If anyone should be scared its you man, for beating the Avengers and smashing up my car. All because I jus fuck jer lady (Death)? Dju think thas cool? Do ju know whas cool? Paying people back! waves katana he just picked up

Thanos: You don't pull that Bruce Lee shit with me, I'll steal that sword from you like a goddamn child and fuck you with it.

Luis: Don't write checks that can bounce.

Thanos: kicks yoga ball (materialized with the reality stone) at Luis.

Luis: Ah! takes yoga ball to the gut.

Thanos: picks up the Infinity Gauntlet.

Luis: My spreadsheets--- I mean, My golden glove!

Thanos: I will take this goddamn computers--- I mean, Infinity Gauntlet and put it through your face like a disk of fucking Tron!

Luis: Yeah right, I'll deflect it raises katana to block and then I'll deflect it and cutjur arms off and then ah'll cutjur face before ju even know it.

Thanos: Well look at this. A goddamn Mexican stand-off with a Mexican... I was hoping to get into one of these before I destroyed Earth.

Luis: Ju are leaving huh? Oh, and ju wanted to come first here huh and try to kill me?

Thanos: Not kill you. Just kick your ass, then ask you for a favor. Even though Death isn't the one for me, you stole behind my back and encouraged her to cheat on me.

Luis: Pssshhhh.

Thanos Pssshhh.

Luis: Psssshhhhh.

Thanos: Pssssshhhhh.