Hey there, u/staarie! Thanks for submitting to r/im14andthisisdeep. We liked your submission, I turn 15 tomorrow so I’m 14 and this is deep, but it has been removed because it doesn't quite abide by our rules, which are located in the sidebar.

Your post has been removed because it's satire, which are only allowed on Saturdays and Sundays

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