Forget Matt Ryan, McCarthy's the man,

Can't see Brighton with a defensive plan.

TAA and Van Dijk are good to go,

Marcos Alonso? No! No! No!

Dann and Burn are tall indeed,

But they're team's defense is going to concede.

Lundstrum is a midfielder, no value for me,

Mate wake up it's not 19/20!

Salah and Mane can definitely get their groove on

Maybe reconsider and forget Bruno and Son?

That wolves guy Dendocker is not a good FPL player,

Did you know he's Magnus' favourite fodder?

Remember that KDB will miss the first game,

Instead choose a holding player such as Aubameyang.

Vardy's a safe pick he's in my team too

But if you want a GW1 gamble go with Antonio!

Overall I give your team a 5 out of 10,

Get rid of the kids and include some men!

At the end of the day FPL is fun and not boring

Just be prepared for some serious frauding!