How would you feel if your close friend was jacking off to ai porn of you?

Fucking flattered! As I always was. You think attractive people aren't used to the idea that their friends sometimes think about them while they masturbate? That's sadly naïve.

Anyone who says they never thought about an attractive friend, coworker, celebrity, or acquaintance while they fantasized during self-pleasure is a fucking liar. The mob is so sex-negative these days, though, that there's this in-fashion ideal that you all have to pretend you're not psychologically normal and that sex in anything but the most perfect, ideal, non-controversial way is icky. But then you all go home and crank one out thinking about someone you met this week, or your brother-in-law, or the celebrity-du-jour, and all those public denials of having a normal sexual desire go out the window.

I wonder if you puritans physically punish yourselves afterwards when you catch yourself thinking about your coworker while getting off, or if you just ignore it and then go out and play the hypocrite anyway.

This is just sad. Two whole generations have been corrupted by this puritan bullshit. You sound like my grandmother's generation, treating everything sexual as if it's a hand grenade ready to go off. Can't date someone two years younger, can't think about coworkers when you're having private time to yourself, can't have sex without a condom even in a dedicated monogamous relationship, can't meet people IRL and have to make all your romantic connections online... Just plain fucked up. Someone did a number on you guys. You associate seemingly all sex with guilt.