Two CoD MLG pros rage at Minecraft.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you console peasant? I'll have you know I use the most elite PC your console can't even match, and I've been involved in numerous mods over the interwebz, and I have over 300 confirmed gigbabytes of RAM. I am trained in glorious pc gaming master race and I'm the top sniper in all the FPS games because I am using a mouse and not a controller with auto-aim. You are nothing to me but just another peasant. I will wipe you and your dirty consoles the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that consoles are better then PC over the Internet? Think again, peasant. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is already traced because you fucking registered on Xbox Live, Playstation Plus and Nintendo Network so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life and your shitload console. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over a Googoplexian ways because my PC can handle the calculation of it, and that's just with my laptop. Not only am I extensively trained in simultaneous keyboard and mouse commands, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Logitech, Razer, Steelseries,Sennheiser, Saitek, Corsair, Filco, A4Tech, Roccat, MadCatz, CM Storm and Microsoft and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable console peasant ass off the face of the continent with your filthy consoles stuffed inside your body, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment about fucking consoles was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue about your console, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it, You're fucking dead, peasant.

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