I used to work in a sister organization of the ADL, and oh man, this is pretty funny.
I don't know if you're religious at all, but since you seem to have a sense of humor, I was looking at next week's Dvar Torah, and... uh... If you want to be the really annoying kid at Shabbat dinner this week, here's a factoid I noticed:
Jacob then transported his family and flocks across the ford Jabbok by night, then recrossed back to send over his possessions, being left alone in communion with God. There, a mysterious being appeared ("man," Genesis 32:24, 28; or "God," Genesis 32:28, 30, Hosea 12:3, 5; or "angel," Hosea 12:4), and the two wrestled until daybreak.
Jacob asked the being's name, but he refused to answer. Afterwards, Jacob named the place Penuel (Penuw'el, Peniy'el, meaning "face of God"),[32] saying: "I have seen God face to face and lived."
Now, I may be wrong, but if I understand this correctly, this is basically, uh. Well...