3. As a typical horndog teenager, what was the strangest thing you done?

As a typical horndog teenager, what was the strangest thing you done?

I have a few:
When I was around 13/14 I got a free leather couch from a friend and was excited because I couldn’t wait to put lotion in between the cushions and have sex with it.

Same age, my friends and I would get blankets late at night and watch Showtime and HBO. We looked for any scenes with boob and soft core porn and would jack off, but made sure we couldn’t see each other.

13-16 years old I would masturbate in my mom’s bathroom because I was tall enough to put my dick in the water. I would wait until I came and put my penis in the hot water and it felt amazing.

My friend’s mom was hot and she used to take us to the mall on the weekends. I would sit between the backdoor and the backseats and jerk off.

Every time I would get ISS (in school suspension) I was happy because I had an opportunity to jack off in the private ISS bathroom.

I’m sure I have more, but there’s that.

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