By the time I was twenty-three-years-old I had plowed my fair share of vaginas; some stinky, others rinky-dinky, mostly shaved and pimply. The female anus was another cavern never left unexplored by my bulbous wang; some lubed with snot, others were not, mostly hot balloon-knots. One fine Autumn morning I was banging my girlfriend upstairs. The windows were open and I'm certain our neighbors could hear her screaming with ecstasy while I shafted her shit-box. My sister was downstairs making pancakes and humming to the tune of Madonna's "Like A Virgin" which was playing on the radio. 'Twas a wonderful day to be alive, naked and getting my fuck on.
My eyes crossed and I screamed like a dying elephant as I blew my load, balls deep in my girlfriend's shithole. We then, walked naked down the hall, hand in hand to the bathroom so she could shit out the gallon of white gravy I had just pumped into her ass. Watching her shit out my man-juice and hearing her wet cum-farts echo against the porcelain was enough to make my cock hard again, so she sucked me off while shitting, taking it down to the balls I might add, and swallowed my second load.
Now I was hungry. She agreed that breakfast sounded good, especially after gobbling up my salty appetizer. We again strolled hand in hand downstairs, naked and sweaty, into the kitchen. My sister greeted us with a smile, still singing with Madonna.
"Like a virgin! Touched for the very first time... hey, MILK_DUD_NIPPLES! I made breakfast! Hope you're hungry!", she said, embracing me with a playful hug. My still fully erect penis brushing up against her crotch.
"Thanks, sis! Sorry my cock's still hard.", I apologized.
"No problem!", she laughed giving my balls a playful cupping with her hand. "It's good to see the old pussy-pounder again!"
My girlfriend approached and hugged her, too, thanking her for making pancakes. My sister tweaked her nipples and told her it was no problem and that she loved preparing breakfast for us while we fucked like horny, hairless gorillas.
As I began to sit down, I slipped and landed on one of those old Mrs. Buttersworth glass syrup bottles my sister had inadvertently left on the chair. It went straight up my asshole, my sphincter muscles wrapping around every inch of the glass bottle, swallowing it down to the base.
"UUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! MIGHTY FUCK!!!", I exclaimed.
My sister just winked, still bobbing her head to the music while eating and gave me a thumbs up. My girlfriend started slapping her own tits with a spatula while crossing her eyes and queefing out of control. And that's the story of how I lost my anal virginity.
